Jack: Hannibal, are you eating a human being?? are you a cannibal????

Hannibal: No, Jack *sticks a human finger between his teeth* it's a metaphor

bbcofficial:

islapoldppl:

cantwearhats:

technickel:

b-a-p-ontheblock:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER

i’m 15 and i don’t get it

remember drawing on the plastic sheets and then casually smudging everything away aaah memories. 

STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD INTERNET

Them loud ass flappy ass sheets.

we still use these at my school tho

bbcofficial:

islapoldppl:

cantwearhats:

technickel:

b-a-p-ontheblock:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

i’m 15 and i don’t get it

remember drawing on the plastic sheets and then casually smudging everything away aaah memories. 

STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD INTERNET

Them loud ass flappy ass sheets.

we still use these at my school tho

(Source: transparent-like-your-balls, via indecisivelyunchangeable)

simsgonewrong:

Yes, complain about your hunger pains when there is a woman giving birth two feet away from you. Well done.

simsgonewrong:

Yes, complain about your hunger pains when there is a woman giving birth two feet away from you. Well done.

sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

uss-gallifrey:

himaryua:

dogmanbirdgirl:

himaryua:

himaryua:

OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE

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I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y

can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream

THAT’S NOTHING

THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR. image

IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER

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my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen

I think you just won. 

(Source: durito, via gred-and-forge-in-the-impala)

Actors meeting their characters

John: good evening, you alright?

Martin: what the fuck

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Benedict: oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?

Sherlock: liar

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Derek: stiles is such a dumbass omg

Tyler: smh shut up u love him

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Stiles: aaayyyyyy

Dylan: aayyyyy lmao

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Dean: I secretly love castiel

Jensen: I openly love misha

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Castiel: I am castiel, angel of the lord

Misha: lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son

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Captain Jack: I like dick

John: I like dick

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Matt: Its crazy how we finish eachothers-

Doctor: saNDWICHES

Matt: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

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Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man

Robert Downey junior: No, I'm Iron Man

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

emmamalene:

sailing-s0ul:

awomanfromitaly:

anukii:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

where is it

Notes all gone. End of the world

(via lizthirose)

soloontherocks:

luxtempestas:

OKAY SO MY MOM REALLY LOVES OLAF HES LIKE HER FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER NOW AND IT SNOWED SOME GOOD PACKING SNOW TODAY AND SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO BUILD HIM ONCE WE SHOVELED SO WE FUCKIGN DID.
the prince is awake
your shit is wrecked.

do you want to build a motherfucking snowman

soloontherocks:

luxtempestas:

OKAY SO MY MOM REALLY LOVES OLAF HES LIKE HER FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER NOW AND IT SNOWED SOME GOOD PACKING SNOW TODAY AND SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO BUILD HIM ONCE WE SHOVELED SO WE FUCKIGN DID.

the prince is awake

your shit is wrecked.

do you want to build a motherfucking snowman

(via thorins-thirteen)

Academy Award winning film, The King’s Speech.

(Source: brienneoftarth, via ithinkthereforeiship)